michaelplatco:

I expected to find something ‘snap-worthy’ while shopping at IKEA, but had no idea I would be stumbling upon such an amazing SNAPPORTUNITY!

Immediately sat down on a couch in the middle of a model living room and sent this puppy out to the world. 

add me on SC: mplatco

5sosblurbsandmore:

Casually shredding our sins.

y0itskameron:

thegreeneyedwizard:

I’m the type of girlfriend that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.

Really? Are we still changing sources? Is that still like, a thing?

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youwanttobegod:

exocannibalismsustains:

 

awwww-cute:

A long eared Jerboa

fuuuuuuck, gimme.

achievementhuntertardis:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

snazzapplesweet:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous

he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool

image

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him

someone make this mans dreams come true

okay

helP

WHEN I SHOWED HIM THIS HE SAID “THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED”

omf please be more

atop-the-treetop:

sizvideos:

Video

This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might  be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.

toxines:

pugs are cute until you remember humans are breeding a type of dog that commonly suffers from a plethora of frequent and significant health issues and an inability to breathe properly and is basically just destined to a life of pain

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You deserve someone who will always text back,
someone who will kiss you and won’t blame it on alcohol.

You deserve someone who will never make you feel like you can’t be loved.

You deserve someone who can see the pain behind your smile
and comfort you without a word.

You deserve someone who will hold you and tell you everything will be okay when it seems like the world is crumbling down.

You deserve someone who will never leave you or take you for granted, who has seen you at your worst and still loves you.

Words of advice for my bestfriend (via findpeacewithinyou)

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A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

kennakittymeow:

gatobekittenmerightmeow:

transdimensionalboundaries:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

WALNUT.

WALNUUUUT

Yeah, you fucking walnut.

maybe the idea of having another girl
is beautiful in your wondering mind
and leaving me behind seems
easy at the moment

but do you think
that you will be able to go
a whole car ride with her
without comparing the way that

she sits in the passenger side
hands in her lap with a faint smile on her face

to the way that

I sat in the middle next to you
switching the radio stations
until you got so aggravated
you could not help but yell at me?

do you honestly believe that

your ears won’t ring
due to the silence from the
absence of my voice screaming out
every song I know that comes on?

because if you do
by all means,
move on

but if you don’t, baby
maybe it’s best that you stay.

hailey m. barton (via hailslol)

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"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

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